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“show me some whiskey and I will drink it”
—  Blair
Nov 1st
who is that on the bed?
Nov 1st
bandwagonpete: dave and me drunk+
Nov 1st
Dave: can we dance now?
Kate: No dude there is fucking guacamole!!!
Nov 1st

Oh my Parents

My Dad just texted me a photo of Himself in front of Sue at the Field Museum. My mom followed with...
Oct 31st
true. American. hero.
Oct 31st

Hmmm . . .

Blair already got her Obama Rally ticket emailed to her. I don’t have mine yet. Hmmm …
Oct 31st
Oct 31st
Most Original Costume in the office: The protagonist in the “Take On Me” Video complete...
Oct 31st
I just spent 30 minutes judging my office’s costume contest. The winners: a tie between...
Oct 31st
Dear McCain Supporters: Please Explain Why...
Oct 31st

I Know I am Old

I am eating NERDS candy (one of my all time favorite candies (except not in a Dairy Queen Blizzard))...
Oct 31st
In an email I just wrote: “Tonight has been a semi-crazy day” There you have it - my...
Oct 31st

Looks Like

This is one of those days where no one does any work. Everyone is walking around wearing their...
Oct 31st

Halloweens Past

Growing up I had some pretty crappy Halloweens. I was never allowed to trick or treat with friends...
Oct 31st
thewarindrew: Jello Shot central. Party...
Oct 31st
Oct 30th
bandwagonpete: interview #2 is on it’s way.  i just sent an email to a firm that i interviewed with...
Oct 30th

OMG JOE BIDEN JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL!!!

Oct 30th
a client just called me annoying and hung up on me.
Oct 30th
My Coworkers think I look like Dean Cain. I really...
Oct 30th
Jason: soon you will be making the hard money and supporting us all. I call the couch!
Me: well my couch is probably going to be really nice I'll pile some semi-clean blankets in a corner in the kitchen.
Jason: I call the couch!
Me: Dude. No, the kitchen. That way you have a shorter commute in the morning to cook/clean
Jason: what. no. you are the rich one, or will be. I plan on staying home and watching my soaps and if I it's required....I can make dinner with my hair in curlers.
Oct 30th
Oct 30th

Animal Fact Thursdays!!!

THE CHEETAH “The world’s fastest land mammal, the cheetah, is the most unique and...
Oct 30th

I Won't Fuck this Over I'm Mr. November

Oct 30th

Gauche

A customer from Malaysia just asked if I was voting for Obama. Awkward … I have had a lot...
Oct 30th

Odd

Just got a somewhat weird talk from my manager. It wasn’t a “you better shape up or...
Oct 29th

People screaming "Choke" and people...

Oct 29th
Warch Watch
onemoretimewithfeeling: Boom goes the dynamite! April 19, 2005 Another of my favorites. We...
Oct 29th

YES!

The really gay guy at work is giving a few of the ladies in the office a lesson on Hello...
Oct 29th

DONT EVER LEAVE ME AGAIN

Oct 29th

Inter-Office Chat?

Just discovered … . nice
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
Beck - High 5 (Rock’ the Catskills) [LIVE] I love this song
Oct 29th

???

I am on a Guided By Voices mailing list? Weird.
Oct 29th
high five, more dead than alive
Oct 29th

The Only Way

to stay sane is by staying constantly and irrationally busy. All day. Everyday.
Oct 29th
“My hump day is ok. I bought a “super afro wig”...”
—  Eddie
Oct 29th

First Last Final

So during my financial accounting final last night I almost slipped back into the near-tearful panic...
Oct 29th

My Boss calls me "Big D"

Oct 29th
r.o.a.r.
Oct 29th
ME
Oct 29th
My quarter of financial accounting basically comes down to what I can learn through practice in 3...
Oct 28th
it annoys me when someone gets on the elevator at 1 and gets off at 2
Oct 28th
onemoretimewithfeeling: dazzlingdelta: crazyonyou: ...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
streetsofchicago: Nicholas Cage dressed in a bear suit in “The Wicker Man”.  This absolutely does...
Oct 28th
my favorite constellation: Orion’s Belt
Oct 28th
why not
Oct 28th
boo
Oct 28th

almost there . . .

My last final of the quarter is today. Then I am pretty much done … except one...
Oct 28th

boring

I had a dream last night that I was at work and almost forgot to print off some work for school...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
walpaper: Small Wonder. YES! No one but me seems to remember this show.
Oct 28th
Listen Listen
Ssion - Street Jizz I think Ssion is all I am going to listen to until 2k9 
Oct 28th
I was pretty nervous as I typed this address in: badcock.com It is actually a furniture store,...
Oct 27th
“McDavid wins the gayest thing said all day award. Gets...”
— Warren. (I been saving points...
Oct 27th
I also bought this jacket. It is not exactly it, but it is...
Oct 27th
I bought this (in green) this weekend. I am wearing it now....
Oct 27th
I want my custom Muppet. I want it now
Oct 27th

It is weird how much my handwriting...

Oct 27th
wistful
Oct 27th

so.

thewarindrew: Walk into work this morning, and there are a handful of people who have been here...
Oct 27th
Howe Gelb
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
Howe Gelb - Robes of Bible Black I had somehow forgotten about Howe Gelb until tonight when I was...
Oct 27th
Home.Run.
Oct 27th
Ssion can’t wait to see them (finally) in December
Oct 26th
Chicago
Oct 26th
frost and sun in Mývatnssveit, Iceland
Oct 26th
(via bandwagonpete) I’m not sure what happened last...
Oct 26th

yes

best night ever?
Oct 26th
(via orangetron)
Oct 25th

and another work week comes to a close. ...

Oct 24th
“So, Matthew - tell us about this interview. Did you wear...”
— Blair
Oct 24th
yousoldtheworld: Why have I never seen this?? “Man...
Oct 24th
Best thing ever.
Oct 24th

I specifically said no sprouts

yet here they sit, killing my sandwich buzz
Oct 24th

Oy vey.

walpaper: I’m hung over. In 20 minutes I have to go see High School Musical 3 for work. At the El...
Oct 24th
“There are two types of people in this world: Those who like...”
— Bob Wiley from What About Bob?...
Oct 24th
“That is when I should have known my ex-wife wasn’t...”
— Co-Worker. This is may really...
Oct 24th
bandwagonpete: mcdonalds breakfast is dangerously good for how cheap it is. yeah, im a pig....
Oct 24th
Holy shit! I want this! Thanks to bg5000 for the...
Oct 24th

Friday Early AM Office Conversation

Manager: So I kept having to sneeze on the L, but it was so crowded I kept sneezing in my shirt
Me: What better way to start the day then by having a stranger sneeze on you?
Co-Worker: (in an outside voice) That is nothing. I was on the blue line and this hobo was wearing an inside-out filthy suit-coat and FURIOUSLY masturbating.
Manager: Ok ok
Oct 24th

Cooking

I used some fresh garlic last night to make stir fry and my hands still smell despite washing my...
Oct 24th

Halloween in Houston

My friend, Eddie, from Houston just told me that last year for Halloween all the bartenders at the...
Oct 24th

Just Call Me

Sasha Fierce!!!!
Oct 24th

These Fall Weeks

Something about late October/ early November seems exhausting. It is a season of unrest and the...
Oct 23rd
A Flickr search for my name produced some weird shit. This...
Oct 23rd
Take away the lights. Standing still.
Oct 23rd
This is sort of my new Jam. I determine what cereal I buy by...
Oct 23rd
walpaper: via branduponthebrain yes I remember this. I...
Oct 23rd
a year ago today Shane and Kieran boarded a plane bound for Chicago. Crazy right?
Oct 23rd
When I was little Jason and Quincy from Foxtrot were sort of...
Oct 23rd
Above: Iguazu Falls, Brazil/Argentina
Oct 23rd
Oct 23rd
Elephant in Iceland?
Oct 23rd

Friday Junior

You are here!
Oct 23rd
“There may be some discomfort,” he says, “when...”
— John Updike from The Centaur
Oct 22nd

Oh (really) Gay Guy

He is explaining to the sort of ditzy girl what “daisy chain” means. OMG!!!
Oct 22nd
Arnold Schwartzenegger Sound Board
Oct 22nd

Finally

People are finally asking me about my black eye. That final stage healing-green color really grabs...
Oct 22nd
yousoldtheworld: I’m just worn out, okay FTW - this...
Oct 22nd
Two Elderly Gay Men Killed in Indianapolis
Oct 22nd
bandwagonpete: yousoldtheworld: REMEMBER? we’re such...
Oct 22nd

Cat is out of the Bag

I was called into my boss’ office to talk about a promotion. But my performance just is not...
Oct 22nd

seriously

Now my boss and a co-worker are talking about why Jesus was crucified. Really? Ugh.
Oct 22nd

Team Goal

“we are going to start putting up Team goals” - my boss. great, just perfect …
Oct 22nd

Phew?

My teacher said it is no big deal … but why do I feel like ass …
Oct 21st

Never Have I Ever

Turned in a major school project late. I left myself with no choice today scholastic fail :-/
Oct 21st
I also wanted/want this
Oct 21st
I always wanted one
Oct 21st

Almost

One more last minute project cram for tonight’s Finance class and then 1 take home test...
Oct 21st
jimisland: Someday my acute observation skills will be put...
Oct 21st
File Under: Character I like that my friends think is a...
Oct 21st

It's for FASHION, pt.3

text update from Shane - Re; fashion show “Oh my god! I was in shock. Felt so strange...
Oct 21st
need … “Z’s”
Oct 21st
Warch Watch
nicklas: allisonweiss: ryanbeagan: The brilliance that is Jeff Magnum (Neutral Milk Hotel),...
Oct 21st

It's for FASHION! pt. 2

Text update from Shane at the Mango Fashion show: “Oh my God I’m sitting across from...
Oct 21st
stephaniejayne: Michaela! Matthew!
Oct 21st

Oh yes

Just realized my last final of the quarter is Nov. 3. I am off from work Nov. 4. I think I am...
Oct 20th

Simple Pleasure:

- Thick turkey sandwich on wheat with provolone and brown mustard - Pretzels - Coke
Oct 20th

It's For FASHION

Shane just texted me: “The boss of Mango from Barcelona just asked me to go to the mango...
Oct 20th
Co-Worker: Earlier, did you say "it has been a long week"?
Me: I very well may have.
Oct 20th
anxious
Oct 20th
The Mp3 Experiment Chicago
Oct 20th
The Co-workers are talking about Two Girls One Cup … really helping my stomach. Oh and mature...
Oct 20th
Horces
Oct 20th
I want to sit/stand/dance(?) in this apparent hot tub/hot...
Oct 20th

Ulcer

As my first quarter of graduate school comes to a close I am becoming re-acquainted with a couple...
Oct 20th

My Company's voicemail

“A pint of captain and Kodiak … “*click* -a voicemail from the weekend
Oct 20th
yousoldtheworld: Terrance, my favorite ghoul, is missing...
Oct 18th
Warch Watch
hiiamblair: For Dave. SHIT! Look at the shoulder shake @ 2 minutes!!!! I think I know what we...
Oct 18th
joelaz: Malayan Tapir, via The Big Picture’s World Animal...
Oct 17th

2 HOURS TILL THE WEEKEND

Shall I stay to attend my lame office’s in-office, manufacturer sponsored, beer and wine, ipod...
Oct 17th
Warch Watch
Sigur Ros - Viorar Vel Til Loftarasa I really enjoy this video. First time I saw it I cried.
Oct 17th
“I saw Kathy in Boston (of all places at Symphony Hall) last...”
— Matt from Boston
Oct 17th
I am in a Kermit/Early 90’s dance party mood right now
Oct 17th
“Dirty South (uh huh) Can y’all really feel me (feel...”
— Timbaland from “Are You...
Oct 17th

Don't You Love

when someone calls YOU but then fumbles and puts you on hold several times to look up information?
Oct 17th
Oct 17th
Homie - street 4 lyfe
Oct 17th
Above: Reykjavik
Oct 17th
She was pretty funny. This was her fourth show of the week...
Oct 17th
Oct 16th
Why I'm Voting Democrat
Oct 16th
Hey Chicago! Remember when this was on Broadway! ...
Oct 16th
My dad told us when he was little that his mom would go to...
Oct 16th
When I was little my family would drive past this sign every...
Oct 16th
Found this cool guy on Flickr. This picture is from a...
Oct 16th
Above: Toronto
Oct 16th
hiiamblair: I need more books. John Updike, William Faulkner (not sure if you would really like...
Oct 16th
Oct 16th

Plum pudding

I am fascinated how the American public allows themselves to be distracted from real issues. Be it...
Oct 16th
walpaper: via noraleah:rockuboff: This is good. Where is...
Oct 16th

Getting ready to go to the Sarah Palin...

matthewjoseph: Now, if only I can remember where I put my anti-nauseau meds. Good Luck. I...
Oct 16th
Listen Listen
bg5000: dloosely: The Soft Boys - “I Wanna Destroy You” I think this should become the...
Oct 16th

HAPPY BOSS'S DAY?????

Um … why is there a happy boss’s day? And why is one of my co-workers giving out...
Oct 16th

Why do middle-aged women

feel it is ok to call me “honey” or “sweetie”?
Oct 16th
didyouevernotice: Republican presidential nominee Senator...
Oct 16th
Guess who I am seeing tonight
Oct 16th

It is finally Friday Jr.

thank heavens …
Oct 16th
bg5000: Here’s an idea, how about we change the Y in GPOYW...
Oct 15th
Halloween.2k5 Muncie.IN.
Oct 15th

The Creeper Boss RETURNS

It has been awhile since the Creeper Boss has been prowling and small talking. But he is back with...
Oct 15th

God bless the gays

Now that the flamboyant gay guy sits next to me I get to hear most of his conversations. Typically...
Oct 15th

NO!

absurdlakefront: I forgot that Kathy Griffin was in town.  Lame! I’ll let you know how it...
Oct 15th
Waterfall Gullfoss, Iceland
Oct 15th

must. remain. positive.

So I just told a co-worker that a certain client makes me want to vomit, and that is not an...
Oct 15th
Oct 15th

8:13 AM local time:

status: drained already
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3220/2841488528_89ffec0e95.jpg...
Oct 15th

Caribbean saying?

A customer from Trinidad just told me to “Have a good day, because it is going to be a long...
Oct 15th
Oct 15th

Managerial Accounting

is the most boring class of all time. For the second consecutive week I have fallen asleep while...
Oct 14th
Oct 14th

You never know how to react when you...

This weekend my friend ran into my Ex at a bar. They chatted for awhile and my ex reported that one...
Oct 14th

I am feeling the end of this academic...

It is an absolutely perfect fall day here in Chicago. There is a bit of a bite to the air, but it...
Oct 14th
notthatkindagay: marco: cbeth: You don’t want to get...
Oct 14th
notthatkindagay: notentirely: by way of mrs.layos  .
Oct 14th
I don’t know how or why I remembered this, but I did. ...
Oct 14th
Above: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Oct 14th
Above: Perth, Australia
Oct 14th
Above: Cario, Egypt
Oct 14th
Above: St. Petersburg, Russia
Oct 14th
Above: Galway, Ireland
Oct 14th
Above: Home
Oct 14th
“Biden also took aim at recent comments from Virginia’s Republican Party chairman that...
Oct 14th

Oh. My. GOD!!!

thewarindrew: holy shit! Some steamy ass affair shit is going down at my apartments!!!! It’s...
Oct 14th

Matt Stairs is kind of my hero

Oct 14th
I think this is the 2009 model of the Wallet phone.
Oct 13th
Today has gone fast, but I do not feel accomplished/relieved. Good news is I did my part of my...
Oct 13th
bandwagonpete: the wallet phone begins… You are a sneaky...
Oct 13th
Grizzley. Adams.
Oct 13th
“Did you burn down the storage unit?” ...
Oct 13th
“All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows signing...”
— Modest Mouse
Oct 13th
Ready to battle
Oct 13th
I learned so much about ecology from this movie.
Oct 13th
thewarindrew: (via bandwagonpete) the walk was too far!...
Oct 13th
Gay Friendly High-School in Chicago to be...
Oct 13th

Spicy

Co-Worker just had me try some dark chocolate with chili. It tastes really weird. I like dark...
Oct 13th

I should really work for a bank. Next...

Oct 13th
There were also wizard staffs
Oct 13th
It was a mustache weekend
Oct 13th
“I fear for us as a people. Is that crazy? I am always being...”
— Larry Kramer, The Tragedy of...
Oct 13th
Future Picture: Blair and Myself around 2 AM Saturday...
Oct 10th
“I’ll keep handing you a beer and a knife “Dave,...”
— Blair
Oct 10th
Baddest ass city in America?
Oct 10th
I liked this show. But then I think I got “too...
Oct 10th
Google search for “Shake Your Fist”
Oct 10th
Google search for: “Shake Your Fist”
Oct 10th
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: I just drank one of these. ...
Oct 10th
thewarindrew: Jessica at Jamba Juice throws it...
Oct 10th
drunkbrunch: Back of business card for Banksy Village Pet...
Oct 10th
From Andy: I just walked in the lunchroom, saw this, and...
Oct 10th
thewarindrew: My bed in Chicago. My feet hag off :) I...
Oct 10th
Now I my grad school is a wolf. Finally broke the bird...
Oct 10th
As a sophomore I did a brief stint at another school. Also...
Oct 10th
My college mascot is also a bird, also red.
Oct 10th
My grade school and high school used the same logo. My...
Oct 10th
I had one in Junior high. Mine was green and yellow. My...
Oct 10th
When I was little I thought the name was “State...
Oct 10th

Mr. White

Just got an email from my high school. Looks like long time Faculty member Mr. White has been...
Oct 10th
Nearly 53,000 children in China are now known...
Oct 10th
Who is ready for The War in Drew? The picture is from...
Oct 9th
bandwagonpete: thewarindrew: The journey to Chicago...
Oct 9th

Better!

I have customer named Stanley who lives in New Jersey. He sounds very old. He has talked to me...
Oct 9th

How deep we rollin'????

I turn my back for one second and everyone is Wizard Staffing and hitting the strip clubs without...
Oct 9th
bandwagonpete: ramen and pbr… mmm and you didnt invite...
Oct 9th

trapped

I do not like my job. But, I do not hate it. My job is tolerable. It is well below my ability...
Oct 9th
hahahahahahahaha I’m laughing so hard I am crying
Oct 9th

We Need Each Other

Guns at the other’s head. Except mine is probably not loaded.
Oct 9th
Me!
Oct 9th
“Cubs fans are like babies. That’s not to say...”
— Greg Couch
Oct 9th

Um . . .

One of my customer’s just asked me if I am a Metallica fan. Gross enough by itself right? ...
Oct 9th

Should I take the day after the election...

This way I can celebrate either a win or a loss. hmmmmm … . I think I have 2 vacation...
Oct 8th
notthatkindagay: funtime: SO, so so well put! whiteleatherpalace: although I love that I’m gay...
Oct 8th

YES!

So the ultra flaming customer service guy just moved near the racist/homophobic accounting guy. ...
Oct 8th

via text

“Walkin around wit a nice warm Starbucks :-) and of course Bennigans :-( R.I.P” Shane...
Oct 8th

Slowing down . . .

I am getting a bit nervous. Things are usually hopping in the office (business-wise). This week has...
Oct 8th
Today is rainy (that picture is not from today)
Oct 8th
walpaper: “I wish there was something specific I could say to those who are undecided that would...
Oct 8th

Its official

More classes! More intrigue! More Drama! All coming to you in November! Managerial Statistics -...
Oct 7th
Rain + Coffee + Accounting Class = Howling monkey palpitation -> Zzzz
Oct 7th
“had a great time [in Amsterdam], but my stomach was really...”
— My brother’s friend...
Oct 7th
walpaper: New Gmail Mail Goggles When you enable Mail...
Oct 7th
Sand dune in the heart of vegetation on Fraser island,...
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
“Do or do not. There is no try”
— Yoda
Oct 7th
“I’m just trying to search for a costume that let’s people...”
— HRO
Oct 7th
Um …
Oct 7th
Me!
Oct 7th

Self preservation mode

Oct 7th
I have this to look forward to tonight!
Oct 6th

Look at all those human resources...

I just thought that to myself in an excited inner voice as if I care about HR. I don’t. I...
Oct 6th
I am finding it hard to even goof around on the internet today. What is wrong with me?
Oct 6th
I really wish I could do some homework at work. I can goof off on the internet covertly, but I...
Oct 6th
Oct 6th
Spreading: worldwide financial panic
Oct 6th

Might as well

Ok, so the Cubs. I have had my heart broken many times by sports. Be it the ‘94 Bulls...
Oct 6th
yes.
Oct 3rd
notthatkindagay: ineedtoo: heddo: szymon: Nintendo...
Oct 3rd
The band my brother is in, World’s First Flying...
Oct 3rd

I'm getting tired of Rules for my Unborn...

Oct 3rd
annicka: i didn’t have much time to make this Blingee, but...
Oct 3rd
“What do you want for tea? (I want crisps) Why didn’t...”
— Kaiser Chiefs (who ever...
Oct 3rd
Oct 3rd
(via bandwagonpete) she is back!!!!!!!!
Oct 3rd

Breaking Office News

Our Halloween office party theme is … . the Eighties. How … . original.
Oct 3rd
Do they still make this?????? I have a disgusting urge to...
Oct 3rd
This is a picture of the Mix CD my friend Thomas sent to me....
Oct 3rd

Cubs

It is really disheartening when your pitcher throws a good game, but gets hurt by errors, not just...
Oct 3rd

Good People

I was half asleep as I got off the L this morning (I stayed up late watching the Cubs flounder once...
Oct 3rd

Comics

At work recently I have been doodling alot while on the phone: either talking or waiting on hold. I...
Oct 2nd
nicklas: Cardboard Comfort. Täcke och kudde gjort att se...
Oct 2nd
Official: Cop commits suicide after stun gun...
Oct 2nd

I am thinking a nap would be nice

Oct 2nd
“We could just do the tree killing in honor of Shane’s...”
— Blair
Oct 2nd

Is it bad?

Is it bad that I have been making clients/customers feel like idiots? And yes I am doing so...
Oct 2nd

Game 2

Me: I am not going to watch the debate. I got to watch the game!
Andy: Good. I mean I care and all of about my country, but wanna watch baseball tonight with also!
Me: I mean I care about stuff too, but if that stuff is boring and out of my control anyway I would rather watching something slightly less boring and still out of my control
Oct 2nd

WIN.WIN.WIN.

Oct 2nd

Canadian Irish Adventures . . . cont'd

Text from Shane Re: Asking how his night was last night/is he hung over “my head is ok,...
Oct 2nd
Or maybe I see this in my future
Oct 1st
I see alot of the above in my future
Oct 1st

Good?

My company hired SEVEN new people today. We have about 40-ish people already. We are almost at 50...
Oct 1st
IS THAT COYOTE IN A TREE????? NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!
Oct 1st
yes please. It has been too long. Weeks I think.
Oct 1st
bandwagonpete: hey ya’ll, member this? who do you think...
Oct 1st
HOW-HOW-HOW-HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Oct 1st
Oct 1st
absurdlakefront: This is the action figure I miss most from...
Oct 1st
Cubs at Daley Plaza
Oct 1st
absurdlakefront: I really hope no one flips my car in the coming weeks. I think I need to schedule...
Oct 1st

Congrats Sox

As a Cubs fan, I am not upset that the Sox won, but I would be more excited if they lost. Good luck...
Oct 1st

Good Way to Start the Day

I definitely saw a homeless (?) guy shitting in front of the currency exchange on Adams and Wabash. ...
Oct 1st

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit

(via twentysomethingtales) My mom taught me this a long time ago. I forgot to say it this morning
Oct 1st