w e r e w o l f

2009

2008

May
March
February
January
Warch Watch
Seriously. I love this game. And it is FREE. Here is a clip of the Lakeview Lemurs (my club)...
Dec 2nd

In the Bathroom

Co-Worker: (enters) Smells like a Dave in here
Me: Get used to it
Co-Worker: What *is* that smell?
Me: Whiskey and frijoles
Co-Worker: Ugh! That sounds terrible
Me: Well, that's just me
Dec 1st
My Newest Obsession
Dec 1st

Home/T-Give

Thanksgiving at my parent’s was good. I slept a ton and did a bunch of homework. I may...
Dec 1st
?  ?  ?
Dec 1st
thewarindrew: yexxx
Dec 1st
“An old lighthouse near Vík in Mýrdal, in the south...
Dec 1st

That Old Familar

suffocating feeling
Dec 1st

There is snow on the ground

had to break out the boots
Dec 1st
Today went by surprisingly fast
Nov 28th
Instead of Homework . . .
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
yousoldtheworld: axelrod: bandwagonpete: ok rick astley, you just killed the meme. HOLY SHIT. ...
Nov 28th

Left Overs

Just heated up the left-overs: ham, arroz con lentejas and salad. My family did not leave much for...
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
bandwagonpete: ok rick astley, you just killed the meme. HOLY SHIT. I saw this and thought I...
Nov 28th

Some of you Know . . .

My horrendous Irish accent and how from time to time in the past (usually drunk) I slip in and out...
Nov 28th

I Know

the silence in the office is killing my co-worker … ok, it is killing me too
Nov 28th

At work

Working today. I volunteered. It is just me and another guy. Been here for an hour and already...
Nov 28th
Nerd Rap … circa 2k3. MP3s coming soon … ...
Nov 27th
Nov 26th
Mother: Urlacher puts pink diapers, toe nail...
Nov 26th

New Co-Worker

He is hard to read. He is white, sort of tall, married and could be anywhere from 28-38. He is...
Nov 26th

Hmmmm

So the homegirl did some extra sleuthing and asked the VP about the possible all-nighter (you may...
Nov 26th

Or is it the End?

Just ran into my homegirl … Seems that she spoke with the late shift guy who was here till...
Nov 26th

Over?

The boss just left for the day. This mystery may never know an answer …
Nov 26th

Overheard

Just overheard my boss talking to someone else: “Well let’s just say I was in this...
Nov 26th
thewarindrew: Um—-Georgians leave their babies unattended...
Nov 26th

CONFIRMATION

Boss is totally wearing same clothes as yesterday. One of the “homegirls” in office...
Nov 26th

interesting

I am the first person into the office every morning. I unlock the elevator for our floor, unlock...
Nov 26th
Listen Listen
The Dandy Warhols - We Used to be Friends Miss you Veronica
Nov 26th

That had to be Panda related

I had 500lbs of Panda Express …
Nov 25th
bandwagonpete: i got me a job… start next wednesday!  woot! i’m going to work at an interior...
Nov 25th

Dear Tumblrs,

awesome-everyday: poortaste: rawrusso: Whats your favorite food? Frozen Sour Patch Kids ...
Nov 25th

Voices

that get me every time (in no order): Jeff Mangum Phil Elverum Richard Edwards Mirah Yom Tov...
Nov 25th
Make Friends with QR Codes: Facebook Features...
Nov 25th
Nov 25th
Me: (finish saying a part number which ends in "STD")
Big Queen: OH. MY. GOD. You DID NOT just say "STD" heeheeheehee
Me: I'm sorry, what was that?
Big Queen: Nothing, heeheeheehee
Nov 25th
Sunken 'pirate ship' was actually Thai...
Nov 25th
Do you like it? It's sure got a ring to it
Nov 25th
Jason: I agree, thank you Mr. Pump-up! Eww, that sounds like it's meant for penis. Can I call you Mr. Happy?
Me: That also sounds like it is for a penis
Nov 25th
Moon over Árbæjarsafn, Reykjavik, Iceland
Nov 25th
Warch Watch
Elf Power - Let the Serpent Sleep
Nov 25th
Elf Power - Creatures great album
Nov 25th
“If my woman was a fire she’d burn before I wake and...”
— Margot and the Nuclear So...
Nov 25th

asbestos

fiftywords: Gerry lay awake under an asbestos ceiling. He wasn’t sure if the stuff ever caused...
Nov 25th
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
“All my bags are packed, I’m ready to go. I’m...”
— Peter, Paul and Mary
Nov 24th
Mount Eerie
Nov 24th
Dad brings kids, 8 and 12, to beg
Nov 24th
“I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will...”
— James Joyce
Nov 24th
Nov 24th

It is Raining/Snowing outside

Nov 24th
you are a harsh mistress
Nov 24th
serious
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Friend’s Thanksgiving: Arts and Crafts section
Nov 24th
yousoldtheworld: awwwwww
Nov 24th

Latest Co-Worker to leave . . .

As I mentioned earlier, the really gay guy quit. I guess he had over 15 absences in a year, about 3...
Nov 21st
Jason: nothing bad about it, just what happens. Thats why it's called the 3rd wheel
Me: I am familiar with the term kid . . . and so are tricycles
Nov 21st
MOOOOORE!?!??!!!
Nov 21st

2 HOURS TILL THE WEEKEND

I’ve posted this same headline before …
Nov 21st
“A skeleton of a mink whale hanging above the deck of...
Nov 21st
Nov 21st

My Failures are the Best Things to Ever...

Nov 21st

. . .

I guess the gay guy I’ve previously mentioned quit. Not sure of the whole story yet, but...
Nov 21st

Martha says we are defined by our high...

absurdlakefront: forwhenifeellikesharing: wildephotog: dylicious: TV news! Yearbook! I...
Nov 21st
“I got no lips, I got no tongue Where there were eyes...”
— Pixies
Nov 21st

Three Thanksgivings

Another holiday season is upon on us! There is sure to be three times the drama this year since I...
Nov 21st
Quito from Above
Nov 21st
Quito, Ecuador from Above
Nov 21st
Quebec from Above
Nov 21st
“A moment I’ve been dreading. George brought his n’er-do-well...”
— The [Ronald] REAGAN DIARIES,...
Nov 21st
notthatkindagay: stopwhispering: boneretteparty: Oh...
Nov 21st

AH OFFICE SPACE REFERENCES!!!!

If I hear the phrase “PC Load Letter” one more time today …
Nov 20th
bandwagonpete: margot & the nuclear so and so’s on...
Nov 20th
A N I M A L F A C T S: Lemur “The lemur is a kind...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th

It is lightly snowing outside

Nov 20th

I didn't realize Journey would be so...

britticisms: And I wasn’t trying to be mean, or anything. I also wasn’t trying to lump together...
Nov 20th

I stare at my Gmail mountain theme

and gain a glimpse of (some water-down form of) serenity … . then my loud mouthed boss walks...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
This morning is giving me a headache
Nov 20th

I drink out of a cup with my grad...

“this is not forever”
Nov 20th
"Honey, I don't even know where to begin with...
Nov 20th
U.S. Men Close Out Semifinal Round of 2010...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
“He started working in the coal mines 14th July 1917...
Nov 20th

Oh Maggie

I had a delightful conversation with my 15 year old sister tonight about High School Musical 3, Zach...
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
david: I <3 MrChiCity I used to live in “the 630”. Minus that fact, this still...
Nov 20th
Current favorite online comic
Nov 19th
cute
Nov 19th
I have heard 3 different co-workers on 3 separate occasions...
Nov 19th

Complaint #103

whitewhine: “None of my favorite blogs update over the holidays. So. Selfish.” -Whine by Blake...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
I loved Wolfenstein 3D. My dad got the game from a co-worker and brought it home. Dad had a PC at...
Nov 19th

Is there a word for feeling a...

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: thewordunheard: ‘Cuz damn. I don’t know what it’s called but I know...
Nov 19th

Stats Class

I find my statistics class much easier to understand than my Financial Accounting class but the...
Nov 19th
Uh … .
Nov 19th
Legal Tangles of ‘Project Runway’ Keep It...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Tarsier
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
“Memory believes before knowing remembers”
— William Faulkner from A Light...
Nov 19th
Miss You Lots Y’all
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
I have loved her since the Veronica Mars days
Nov 18th

Alot to say

Seems like people have alot to say today. Either that or I am busy at work. Regardless I am...
Nov 18th

Surprise Lunch and Learn

Nothing like a surprise lunch and learn. Oh wait, what was that? You’ve known since 2 weeks...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
robokitten3000: I think I need this… actually I think about 5 of us need to get this and ride them...
Nov 18th
One of the pictures Eddie took at the Madonna concert in...
Nov 18th
Halo: crazy fun place. Maybe favorite ever.
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Nov 18th

Salesman

I have been a salesman for over two years now and today I said the first salesman-y thing I have...
Nov 18th
spooky
Nov 17th
Swamp Soccer 2007 - Iceland
Nov 17th
hiiamblair: Sounds like Friday’s cab ride from Delilah’s to Berlin was pretty entertaining. Too...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th

Sleepy Weekend

Pretty good weekend. Friday went to Delilah’s with Eliza, Andy, Matthew, Blair, and Brian. ...
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
Captain Beeheart - Ant Man Bee
Nov 17th

from now on, if you get drunk and bug...

yousoldtheworld: Matthew Lee: you have packages I need to explore Michaela Tacker: Auto-reply: YOU...
Nov 16th
bandwagonpete: ok, so i might just be a little bit in...
Nov 15th
Time to get this party started
Nov 14th
Nov 14th

OH NO

thewarindrew: axelrod: A co-worker has started doing his William Wallace impression. It is going...
Nov 14th
“Let me know if you would like to spend the night, I will...”
— Creepiest line from a work...
Nov 14th

OH NO

A co-worker has started doing his William Wallace impression. It is going to be a long afternoon.
Nov 14th

Throw Down

Uh-oh. Andy and I are playing darts after dinner. Last match ended tied 1 game a piece, me blaming...
Nov 14th
“Your mom is a fixed gear bike”
— Blair
Nov 14th
“just text me later. If we do not wind up bathed in sweat...”
— Eliza via GChat - looks like I...
Nov 14th
(via orangetron)
Nov 14th

Found in an old Notebook

3/26/03 Saw a woman in all black. She was talking on a cell phone. She said to the person...
Nov 13th

Almost robbed . . . in a Dunkin Donuts

Well maybe not robbed, but hassled at any rate. I am at the Dunkin Donuts at the corner of Adams...
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Sarah Palin blamed by the US Secret Service...
Nov 13th
More Iceland
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
walpaper: Talking In Code - Margot + The Nuclear So and So’s via taramichelle —- Happy...
Nov 13th

Confirmation

I have just got confirmation of the best Christmas present ever. It is for Andy and should be...
Nov 13th
“OOOBEY-GOOOBEY-JO-JO-BOOBEY IS BACK!”
— Co-Worker via email (it is...
Nov 13th
A N I M A L F A C T S Red Wing Blackbird One of the most...
Nov 13th

Friday Junior

Today’s Friday Junior has been flying by (as much of this week has). My stress levels are...
Nov 13th
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
BORTION-BORTION-BORTION-BORTION!!!!!
Nov 13th
bandwagonpete: correction i love 30 rock so much, i want to take it out behind a middle school...
Nov 13th
“so is your team a shower not a grower?”
— Matthew
Nov 12th

So

thewarindrew: I’m really excited cause I finally downloaded music mixing software so that I can...
Nov 12th

Dear Tumblrs

awesome-everyday: When are your birthdays? I really don’t care about the year. Mine is January...
Nov 12th

This is going to get me to Friday

Andy has had the best idea of the week thus far: Joy’s on Friday with a little bit of BYOB. ...
Nov 12th
thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: michaelorell: ED NOTE: One of...
Nov 12th
Same photographer as below
Nov 12th
great photos here
Nov 12th
Nov 12th

Eeyore Morning

Another morning of feeling crushing defeat (for no specific reason other than being impatient). ...
Nov 12th

King-Konging

Nov 12th

Silly Me

Thinking managerial statistics would have little to do with actual math …
Nov 11th

Busy day

but also addicted to Tumblr
Nov 11th
awesome-everyday: soupsoup: writingmyownepitaph:(via...
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
Nov 11th

!!!

A co-worker just gave me some puppy chow. I have not had it since I was in preschool. Good stuff,...
Nov 11th
“Should I play the lion or the fox?”
— Machiavelli
Nov 11th
“… People everywhere are about the same, but that it...”
— William Faulkner from A Light...
Nov 10th

Almost Done with work, still have class

but I kind of want a beer … It’s gonna be that kind of week y’all
Nov 10th

Note to Co-Workers

When the president of our company is holding on the phone for you, do not ask him to call you back...
Nov 10th
Bush leaving office more unpopular than Nixon
Nov 10th
Nov 10th

Most Recent Gun Encounter

Yesterday Andy and I were walking to pick up my dry cleaning from this new place on Halsted between...
Nov 10th

My Office is Freezing

Nov 10th

Two Guns One week

So I have had two run ins with guns this week. Luckily these were my first (and hopefully last)...
Nov 10th

Busy & Content

I have been too busy and content to really focus on writing recently. Without the Angst the...
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
bijan: My Body Is a Cage - Sara Lov I really haven’t heard any Arcade Fire covers that do the...
Nov 7th

OOPS

I just swore, but caught myself (somewhat), in front of (well he was behind me) the president of one...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
The President Elect had all my attention. (photos by...
Nov 7th
Me with my ticket. Scott was my guest! We almost got shot...
Nov 7th
“The alligator snapper employs a unique natural lure...
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
I can’t get this moment out of my head. “SO WHEN THE NIGHT FAAAAAALLS MY LONELY HEART...
Nov 6th

rye bread reminds me of wine tasting and...

I have no idea why.
Nov 6th
“Thats sweet that you have feelings” - GENIUS
Nov 6th

Last Night

All I did last night was watch Paris Hilton is my New BFF. It is officially my favorite show. ...
Nov 6th

Marketing Awards

My last Marketing class was on Monday. The main focus of the class was a computerized business...
Nov 6th

Nice and Slow

I think my brain has final come down to a simmer since the election. At such moments where I feel...
Nov 6th
bandwagonpete: newspaper in london
Nov 5th

Woah

Perry’s Deli: biggest Sandwich I have ever attempted to eat. (Lunch and Learns with a canceled...
Nov 5th
Nov 5th
looks like Ronnie Woo-Woo was there
Nov 5th
More Chicago last night
Nov 5th
Grant Park last night
Nov 5th
The Chicago Skyline Last Night
Nov 5th
b a c k f r o m w e n c e y o u c a m e
Nov 5th
(via hipsterrunoff)
Nov 5th
“Republican Party, Average Working Joe Bid One Another Adieu...”
— The Onion (via nickdouglas)
Nov 5th
“Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job”
— The Onion (via nickdouglas)
Nov 5th
(via absurdlakefront) So tired. So happy. So relieved. ...
Nov 5th

Almost Time to Head Downtown

Nov 5th

CNN has a Twitter Board

and they keep checking it.
Nov 4th

Almost Done

Did everything I need to today except get my dry cleaning. I will just go and have lunch, then my...
Nov 4th

VOTED

I only had to wait about 15 minutes to vote, if that. That damn sensationalizing media! Left to do...
Nov 4th
(via annicka) I will be there
Nov 4th
Sunfire
Nov 3rd

Less than one hour till my one day off

Makes me sad how excited I am for this day off. I am so starved for time off. I took so much in...
Nov 3rd

When I am stressed/agitated

I get a dry cough.
Nov 3rd

I did it!!!

I got a B in my Financial Accounting class! That is a (sort of) relief. An A would have been better...
Nov 3rd

Rex is Back

and Kyle is out for at least a month? Damn. I feel uneasy especially since we play the Titans next...
Nov 3rd
The waterfall Seljalandsfoss - In south Iceland
Nov 3rd
Best Costume (2 of 2) - Elliot
Nov 3rd
Best Costume (1 of 2) - Mario
Nov 3rd
The previously mentioned “Take On Me” character...
Nov 3rd
Karate Kid Action Shot Two (yeah they really got into it)
Nov 3rd
Halloween in the Office: President and V.P. as Daniel and...
Nov 3rd

Tomorrow

I have tomorrow off and I am really glad. I already had a nightmare that I was not allowed to vote...
Nov 3rd

Leftover Halloween Observation

bg5000: Some people like to lament how too many women just use Halloween as an excuse to dress as a...
Nov 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-11-2)
Nov 3rd

Email

David — Thank you for signing up to receive a ticket for the Election Night event at...
Nov 2nd