Issue an Amber Alert. Somebody Stole My...
Issue an Amber Alert. Somebody Stole My Vagina! You are still my computer password, but you ...
May 30th
The Lies We Tell Ourselves
storyaday: “You weren’t supposed to make me cry,” she whispered, looking at him through wet...
May 29th
After I Got Back, But Before I Left
After I Got Back, But Before I Left Credit card magnetic stripe readers still sit on my Swedish...
May 28th
Another Wild Wooly (Bucket Day =...
It was another crazy weekend. Nothing productive was done. Just hung out with the crew and drank...
May 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25)
May 26th
The Brairfarro Strikes Back
Dave M. says: Hi, How can I help you today? Jimmy says: need help with finding a product Jimmy says:...
May 23rd
McGoverns in Ireland Again
My brother Brian! and his girlfriend Liz are flying to London today for the weekend and then over to...
May 22nd
Like Visiting a Grave
Like Visiting a Grave Without flowers I headed to the birthplace of the strawberry doughnut:...
May 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18)
May 19th
Yesterday was grand: Blair and I went to Durkin’s (shitty Lincoln Park Bar) but $15 dollars,...
May 18th
Making Wishes in the Shower (Friday...
Making Wishes in the Shower (Friday Morning) Two tarantula legs on my finger tip rival ...
May 16th
Untitled
I believe in a Messiah but Im not Jewish See, I believe he already came but Im not Christian ...
May 16th
California's marriage ruling -- what it means...
May 15th
“We must be long lost brothers”
— Blair Fabian
— Blair Fabian
May 14th
They Were Both Dancing with Maria,...
They Were Both Dancing with Maria, Somewhere in a Western State Riding the Metra east hallucinating...
May 14th
Morning Breath
Morning Breath Two jars of paint. After last use the yellow jar has had its insides crusted...
May 13th
To the Millennium Dome
To the Millennium Dome Couldn’t remember the name of the tune nor if it was a hound or a...
May 12th
“Either write something worth reading or do something worth...”
— Benjamin Franklin
— Benjamin Franklin
May 11th
Watch
I am seeing M.I.A. tonight at the Aragon Ballroom! When this song comes on I will lose my shit....
May 9th
“There is great beauty in going through life without anxiety...”
— Christian Nestell Bovee
— Christian Nestell Bovee
May 8th
Mr. Straight Up and Down Man
Mr. Straight Up and Down Man It is the Communists. I know it seems hard to believe, but it is...
May 8th
Like a Ghost, Like a Wraith
Like a Ghost, Like a Wraith Wrapping sunlight to turn color opaque pale peach to translucent...
May 7th
Just Finished / Just Started
Just Finished: Bill Buford - Among the Thugs Buford, an American journalist, takes a look at UK...
May 6th
Watch
Brian and I leaving the Cubs v. Brewers game on April 30, 2008
(Cell Phone Video Mondays)
May 5th
Name Change
Name Change Dual-Surname Immigrant’s accent flicks the twine still spanning the Atlantic....
May 5th
Hi, this is Kelly, she will be ruining...
This Sunday is offically dubbed “Tits Sunday”. Matthew, Scott, Jason, Brian and I saw...
May 5th
The Hooter’s In-House Sangrias
May 5th
Distance Decision (Spring Mix ‘08) See Player above...
May 1st
Take Your Kid to Work Day
Take Your Kid to Work Day Leave the door unlocked! In our drunken waiting we must have fallen on...
May 1st
Cubs Score 19 Runs
Cubs Score 19 Runs I feel the cool water rush around in an empty stomach with tired hopes I wish...
May 1st