w e r e w o l f

Or maybe I see this in my future

Oct 1st

I see alot of the above in my future

Oct 1st

Good?

My company hired SEVEN new people today. We have about 40-ish people already. We are almost at 50...

Oct 1st

IS THAT COYOTE IN A TREE????? NO ONE IS SAFE!!!!

Oct 1st

yes please. It has been too long. Weeks I think.

Oct 1st

bandwagonpete: hey ya’ll, member this? who do you think...

Oct 1st

HOW-HOW-HOW-HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

absurdlakefront: This is the action figure I miss most from...

Oct 1st

Cubs at Daley Plaza

Oct 1st

absurdlakefront: I really hope no one flips my car in the coming weeks. I think I need to schedule...

Oct 1st

Congrats Sox

As a Cubs fan, I am not upset that the Sox won, but I would be more excited if they lost. Good luck...

Oct 1st

Good Way to Start the Day

I definitely saw a homeless (?) guy shitting in front of the currency exchange on Adams and Wabash. ...

Oct 1st

rabbit, rabbit, rabbit

(via twentysomethingtales) My mom taught me this a long time ago. I forgot to say it this morning

Oct 1st

(via orangetron)

Sep 30th

bandwagonpete: next time we’re not playing wizard staffs,...

Sep 30th

“I said brrrrr it’s cold in here, there must be some...”
— an email from Andy (I have no...

Sep 30th

Tired

I tried to read for my Managerial Accounting class and I fell asleep every 5 minutes. Is this...

Sep 30th

me: its a good song
Jason: right
me: it is
Jason: i bet it is ...I will listen to it soon
me: you lie. you will just make me fight a stranger to quench your blood lust
Jason: is this also a lyric? are you calling me a vampire?
me: no, it is truth. Anyway, you cant be a vampire, you are out in the sun too much
Jason: I am...tanning. Got to look bitch
me: Got to look (like a) bitch (?)
Jason: lol, your one hot pepper today!
me: I always gotta bring my A-game
Jason: sure...man I can't wait to forget this convo
me: you wont be able to, your B-day present is a tattoo of this convo on your face!
Jason: ok...so I see we are in THAT headspace
**Jason has taken this chat off the record Learn more Cancel**

Sep 30th

Does anyone remember the notebooks (made by who? I do not...

Sep 30th

“You know Dave, you are taller than you seem”
— Co-Worker

Sep 30th

Astronauts are fly

Sep 30th

Best Thing About the MLB Playoffs

NO TEAMS FROM NEW YORK TWO STADIUMS IN FINAL SEASON

Sep 30th

I said no, no, no

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: I’m somewhat superstitious (I won’t wear half of the Cubs gear and ...

Sep 30th

Yesterday

Yesterday I felt incredibly large, but trapped in a tiny body. Very different than being a big fish...

Sep 30th

Watch

walpaper: ProStars intro All I can say is: YES

Sep 30th

The Crazy guy in accounting left a...

Sep 30th

“All I’ve ever wanted is to be able to walk to where I...”
— George Caldwell from John...

Sep 29th

Chicago People

Anyone know of any good places to eat by WaterTower? I have class right around there and am tired...

Sep 29th

600 points eh . . .

I still do not know if I should be scared, but I am mentally preparing for the worst (ie. moving in...

Sep 29th

File under character I like by my friends think is a...

Sep 29th

I'm Bored and trapped at my desk

Sep 29th

I really enjoy seeing randoms from High School or College add me on facebook. Not that I forgot...

Sep 29th

Co-Work

I have a very negative co-worker. He has spent all morning bitching about how one aspect of our...

Sep 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-28)

Sep 28th

Listen

joelaz: Calexico - Love Will Tear Us Apart (Joy Division cover) Happy cover day Friday. This...

Sep 26th

Invite to my co-workers b-day party. Mike is a funny guy

Sep 26th

britticisms: Lykke Li for Bodkin for Brian

Sep 26th

Optimus Primal IRL

Sep 26th

I do not like when people say “That is a great (or good) question.” Not that a question...

Sep 26th

Should I be?

I feel like I should be scared, especially considering the WaMu collapse. I have no fear because I...

Sep 26th

Listen

Modest Mouse - Trailer Trash

Sep 25th

Modest Mouse - Lonesome Crowded West I have been...

Sep 25th

tylerriewer: Remember these Fat Little Ninjas?! I think...

Sep 25th

Do you all remember Robotech? I really liked that show when...

Sep 25th

I get a large DD iced coffee (with cream and sugar) once a...

Sep 25th

My first and only politcal post this...

“What makes it especially frustrating is that this crisis should provide each man a chance to...

Sep 25th

“I am opening a beauty supply store and one of the things I...”
— Woman from Georgia I spoke to...

Sep 25th

AHHHHH! So my friend Greg (on the left, obviously) made...

Sep 25th

Question:

homophile: notthatkindagay: peterwknox: ardenashley: What kind of bear is best? FACT: Black...

Sep 25th

“Is it odd for one to apologize for a lack of inclusion to...”
— Joseph

Sep 24th

Remember Trogdor?

Sep 24th

Listen

hiiamblair: (via vinh:brita) Can we listen to Andrew WK when we make our PBR wizard staffs? I...

Sep 24th

thewarindrew: So I was browsing through photos of people...

Sep 24th

Overqualified

Joey Comeau is a great Canadian author. I first got turned onto him when an acquaintance said my...

Sep 24th

“Can you tell me where your website is on this internet?”
— idiot old “out of...

Sep 24th

Listen

walpaper: via onemoretimewithfeeling:complicatedshoes: Pure Imagination - Smoking Popes cover...

Sep 24th

Sep 23rd

Mo's Whiskey Slush

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: disapprovingmonkey: 1 can OJ concentrate (6 oz) 1 can lemonade...

Sep 23rd

Shit. Just realized I forgot my Finance text book for class tonight. Hope we don’t use...

Sep 23rd

“She needs to toughen up a bit even though she cant feel. ...”
— Eddie on Clair from HEROES

Sep 23rd

Do you remember DeadEye Duck?

Sep 23rd

Do you remember Bucky O’Hare?

Sep 23rd

:-/

Sep 23rd

Noooo!

absurdlakefront: Hedwig and the Angry Inch September 19 & 20 John Cameron Mitchell, 2001, 95m...

Sep 23rd

HEROES Cont.

PS. What is up with the German dude and magnetic powers. I thought Marvel was involved, but...

Sep 23rd

Question

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: Is the balance of power shifting in the NFL from the AFC back to the...

Sep 23rd

HEROES

I love this show. I enjoyed last night’s episode, BUT a few issues: Apparently Future...

Sep 23rd

clapclapclap: hiiamblair: deleteyourself: I never...

Sep 23rd

Watch

Belle and Sebastian - The State I am In Love this Song. Been in my head all day

Sep 22nd

Cyclops File Under: Character I love but my...

Sep 22nd

Leonardo File Under: Character I love but my...

Sep 22nd

No Complaints

djoseph: “What is in that bucket again?” “Lamb.” A man wearing a filthy undershirt replies....

Sep 22nd

Yub Yub!

Sep 22nd

baby ewok

Sep 22nd

Matthew: Dont like to mix pleasure with pleasure.
Scott: Good point, never a good idea to mix pleasure and pleasure. The pleasure mixture might provide pleasurable results. Pleasure.

Sep 22nd

um … .

Sep 22nd

First Day of Fall

I feel as though my ambition is drooping a bit today. I just need to take a personal day even...

Sep 22nd

“no thinking for a little while lets not try to figure out...”
— The National

Sep 22nd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-21)

Sep 21st

Random Drunk Guy: Party on Wayne
Jason: Party on Garth
Random Drunk Guy: OMG someone else knows that movie

Sep 21st

Have you heard of that obscure American...

Sep 21st

“The Republicans have discovered that McCain can’t draw a...”
— Gail Collins, The New York...

Sep 21st

Did I miss an email

I just helped carry up a bunch of beers to my office. I guess we are having a party. Looks like I...

Sep 19th

I am all over yo momma

Co-Worker: (looks at my haircut) Is that the business man special?
Me: No, that is what I got from your mom last night

Sep 19th

“Xanga is for AZNs. Blogger is for generic people who post 3...”
— Calres

Sep 19th

New cube!

(via hiiamblair) How-how-how-howLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Sep 19th

Lunch

The Number 9 on wheat from Jimmy John’s is both the perfect Friday Payday and Monday hangover...

Sep 19th

Woah

I just distinctly tasted Tequila and limes. Am I an alcoholic? Or is it a premonition? The...

Sep 19th

I heart Lists...

robokitten3000: Been at work since 6am. I don’t know about other people but I like making lists of...

Sep 19th

Unrelated to International Pirate Day

Alyce (Co-Worker): Guess what I had for dinner last night?
Me: Baby, anything baby?
Alyce: Nope. Two bananas, four beers, and two shots of whiskey
Me: Well I would say that is a cowboy dinner, but I don't think cowboys had bananas. Maybe a sailor at a tropic port?
Alyce: or a pirate?

Sep 19th

“Watching you sleep is just the tip of the iceberg of my...”
— Andy

Sep 19th

absurdlakefront: axelrod: The above is really setting the...

Sep 19th

The above is really setting the mood for today

Sep 19th

“Her girl holla out we’re best friends And then I...”
— R Kelly (genius)

Sep 19th

Finally it is Friday. It should be a beautiful weekend here in Chicago, high of 80 today and...

Sep 19th

“hahahah, margaret chos take on palin… “I Want To Steam Up Those Glasses I am...

Sep 19th

206. Never turn down a girl's invitation...

tylercoates: notthatkindagay: (via rulesformyunbornson) What are you gonna do if you have a...

Sep 18th

ring ring

Yes [president of the company]? Hey Dave, [the manager] was just telling me you were very...

Sep 18th

I fell asleep with my contacts in last night. I don’t even do that drunk. I have also...

Sep 18th

“The bed is unmade, like everything is”
— Stars

Sep 18th

walpaper: I had this. Oh Crap! So did I. I just got a...

Sep 18th

Sweet?

My manager just told me I am getting some gift certificates because I have “stepped up”...

Sep 17th

word

(mostly) For my own use, and to weed it out for anyone reading, all my writing (non-personal/daily...

Sep 17th

“do you need a lot of what you’ve got to survive?”
— Modest Mouse

Sep 17th

HOLY HELL! This teeth whitening ad is Horrifying!...

Sep 17th

Sep 17th

My Co-Worker brought up this great DreamCast game, Power...

Sep 17th

Watch

best song ever

Sep 16th

Cut

I need a haircut. My hair is looking a little Gizmo today

Sep 16th

Co-worker 1: Why do you think I work here?
Co-worker 2: Because [the owner] loves you and no other company would put up with your shit
Co-worker 1: . . .

Sep 16th

Canadian Irish Adventures . . . cont'd

Shane informed me, via text, that he injured Kieran last night. They were out on their balcony...

Sep 16th

I mean, obviously I'm biased but...

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: can the Astros (and everyone else) get over it already? This is...

Sep 16th

Being There One of my favorite movies, if not the favorite....

Sep 16th

Really awesome. After looking at these Polish movie posters...

Sep 16th

sooner?

Sep 16th

Toronto … soon?

Sep 16th

Classic/Tired

Co-Worker: The only time I write a check is when I give money to my mom
Me: That is so weird, that is the only time I write a check too

Sep 16th

Isn't School about . . . learning

In my marketing class we are playing a business simulation where we create, develop and market a...

Sep 16th

Watch

Paul Brady - The Island One of the more important songs in my life. Have not listened to it in...

Sep 15th

Post-Berlin (Syndrome?)

Just got off the Red Line at Chicago and saw an “acquaintance” from Berlin. Weird...

Sep 15th

“I love the Apartment. Out shopping for essentials now, like...”
— Shane on his new, unfurnished,...

Sep 15th

I am getting the itch to travel again

I miss packing my duffel bag collecting up my travel sized tooth brush hair product contact...

Sep 15th

Texas

My friend Eddie, from Houston, just sent me an email letting me know he is ok and most of the city...

Sep 15th

The Cubs

On my lunch break and reading a few little articles about Zambrano’s performance last night. ...

Sep 15th

Weekend (personal (boring) journal)

This weekend went pretty well. Friday it was raining like crazy so I stayed in. Andy and I ordered...

Sep 15th

NO HITTER! NO HITTER!

Sep 15th

We were born too late y’all.

Sep 15th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-14)

Sep 14th

Planning Ahead

Looking ahead to the World Series: Series Date Network League WS Game 1 Wed., Oct. 22 FOX @ AL...

Sep 13th

The Greatest Thing I did Today

I just flossed my teeth at my desk with aid from the reflection off the solar panel of a calculator.

Sep 12th

As a mediocre man once said: "it'll be...

Sep 12th

“Mention a name or theme — Brett Favre, the Patriots under...”
— James Fallows (via...

Sep 12th

Shane/Kieran Update

For those of you who care: Shane just texted me and they got their apartment in Cabbage Town! Now...

Sep 12th

Friday Fashion Office Blog

Today a lovely coworker is wearing jeans with some delightful little red girly shoes. A demure...

Sep 12th

I came back to my desk and found the above picture posted to...

Sep 12th

Individually wrapped teabags are great,...

Sep 12th

Fukudome, you are my hero

Sep 12th

(via orangetron)

Sep 11th

“But Canada is so … liberal”
— Andy

Sep 11th

“I hope you enjoy the lunch. You’re right that it needs...”
— Andy Sometimes he has a...

Sep 11th

To White Sox Fans

Dear White Sox fans, Why do you hate the Cubs? I do not hate the White Sox. I hope they do well,...

Sep 11th

“I’ll send him an email suddenly”
—  Italian client - I believe he...

Sep 11th

“How’s being a grad student? Do you tell people,”...”
— BRIAN! (the brother)

Sep 11th

Everytime

Every time a fire truck goes by our building (I would say it happens, on average 5 times a week) Our...

Sep 11th

robokitten3000: This gave me a million cute-gasms… Agree

Sep 11th

“I only made 3 million last year instead of 4 like Metallica”
— a Co-Worker making fun of Dave...

Sep 11th

Houston

Me: So looks like the game (Cubs @ Astros) may be postponed or moved to neutral ground because of the Hurricane. What is the mood like in the city?
Eddie: WE BE IN DANJA GIRL!
Eddie: There was an unusual number of fags at the store last night stocking up on essentials and unmentionables.

Sep 11th

Me: Don't know if you heard already, but John called in sick
Manager: Yeah I heard, probably because it is 9/11

Sep 11th

Never Underestimate the Soothing Power...

I called my Mom yesterday during my lunch. She asked why I called (I never call at that time of...

Sep 11th

It is Not a Holiday

It is Not a Holiday ,But they spent as if it were.

Sep 11th

Is that Supposed to Prove Moral...

Is that Supposed to Prove Moral Superiority? Please, take off that hat.

Sep 11th

Listen

Radiohead - Videotape This song sets the perfect mood for my week thus far

Sep 10th

Vote for American Apparel Helvetica Alphabet...

Sep 10th

joelaz: BFF yes

Sep 10th

I just screamed, across the office, at my manager and told him “To give me a break! Jesus,...

Sep 10th

I just heard bending steal (may have...

Sep 10th

Godzilla?

Does anyone know if they are doing some major construction in the loop? I am right near the Art...

Sep 10th

When there is nothing left to burn, you...

Sep 9th

On the cusp of a tea cup I saucer around like a nickel

Sep 9th

If You're

If You’re For one six- th of an hour I was carefree. I forgot to put my phone on...

Sep 9th

Currently drinking. Good, but not strong enough.

Sep 9th

Adventures are not always the same

Sep 9th

Sep 9th

Sent, Sent!

Spent! Every fiber exported has stretched the rope to post-liposatic proportions. Now all the...

Sep 9th

Scent. Scent.

Thin cow bound wrist, crack the glass. Educator’s last dissection left formaldehyde...

Sep 9th

Wondering about a T-Shirt size

Wondering about a T-Shirt size Every person in this tunnel has some trauma or triumph they carry...

Sep 9th

“I could just remember how my father used to say that the...”
— William Faulkner, As I Lay...

Sep 9th

Early in your Morning (Over the Noise...

Early in your Morning (Over the Noise Rang Clear) A tiny Johnny Cash is trapped in my head, but I...

Sep 8th

I have been eating Eduardo’s deep dish pizza for the past half hour spacing out/e-mailing and...

Sep 8th

You know you feel old when . . .

… you start commenting on how fast time flies. I remember being in grade school and not being...

Sep 8th

I'm officially panicking

Sep 8th

My album of Fall ‘07  is becoming the...

Sep 8th

Coming to (north) America

Shane and Kieran are probably already in Toronto. I think their flight left Ireland at 6:30 AM...

Sep 8th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-9-7)

Sep 7th

“I am on the bottom cheese is on the top”
— scott +

Sep 6th

“Isn’t Tumblr the most awesome thing ever”
— Blair +

Sep 6th

Cockroach conclusion: The maintenance man came and took the insect away. It’s fate is in...

Sep 5th

“How do you feel about skydiving?”
— My friend Marvin via GChat. I...

Sep 5th

britticisms: thisrecording: Here’s the first Brian...

Sep 5th

clapclapclap: i heard joining tumblr is alt. so here i am! This has got to be BNEALZZZZZ...

Sep 5th

Cockroach Update: The beast was noticed at about 12:30 … Over 5 hours from when I initially...

Sep 5th

It is going to be a productive day

Matthew: remember honey i blew the kids? and honey i ta'sploded that baby? thoze m0vies were 7175. but my favorite is still honey, i got a tug job from the nanny.
Scott: Mine is Honey, Can you Decoupage This Dick, it Tastes like Glade and PBR
Dave: Mine is Honey, can you stop this hemorrhaging in my brain?
Matthew: honey, i started the electrowars, get the shutter shades and robolegs
Scott: Honey, Drill Baby Drill my asshole

Sep 5th

Does anyone else follow Eat, Sleep, Draw? Why do people post their crappy doodles?

Sep 5th

Friday Fashion Office Blog

The coworker I call “subway sandwich” (because I saw him walk out of a Subway in my...

Sep 5th

There is a cockroach in the office. It has not moved in the past two hours. We have been staring...

Sep 5th

Only Almost Knew (Are You Irish?)

Only Almost Knew (Are You Irish?) I have been biting my lower lip with growing frequency recently....

Sep 4th

Despite Chicago’s dreary rainy and cool weather today, the Cubs dropping 5 in a row, an...

Sep 4th

“Mrs. Palin needs to be reminded that Jesus Christ was a...”
— Commenter on Politico, via...

Sep 4th

Chicago School Boycott

The Boycott is off. Meeks called the boycott a success because awareness was raised (but no money)....

Sep 4th

I think I may have finally tracked down the cause of the odd smells. I believe the source is the...

Sep 4th

Fact Checking Obama's DNC Speech

Sep 4th

AP fact-checks the Palin speech.

Sep 4th

A coworker just told a Helen Keller joke: “Did you know Helen Keller’s cat killed...

Sep 4th

“We’ve both been very brave Walk around with both legs...”
— Wolf Parade

Sep 4th

What is all this talk about “victory” in Iraq.

Sep 4th

“That luxury jet was over the top. So I got rid of that” WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Sep 4th

“Do you know the difference between a pitt bull and a hockey mom? Lipstick!” -Sarah...

Sep 4th

Flawed arguments abound

karmcity: McCain wants parents to decide which school their child goes to, but they won’t let...

Sep 4th

Go figure.

matthewjoseph: The Democrats criticize McCain and the Republicans on issues of policy. The...

Sep 4th

“war war war war war. we need change. 9/11 terrorists war war...”
— rudy guliani (via...

Sep 4th

RNC

Watcing Rudy Gulliani talk is like watching poor late night stand up on Comedy Central I try to an...

Sep 4th

“drill baby, drill drill baby, drill”
— republican national convention...

Sep 4th

This comic is great

Sep 3rd

Today's Smell in the Office

I just got a big old nose full of David the Gnome

Sep 3rd

c a p y b a r a

Sep 3rd

Sep 3rd

An article about the Boycott as well as the plans today for students to sit in lobbys of large...

Sep 3rd

Chicago School Boycott continued

Looks like about 1000 people headed north to register for schools which, of course, they could not...

Sep 3rd

callofthewild: this was one of my favorite things at the...

Sep 3rd

plastic bag plastic gag

plastic bag plastic gag I am a fist! My limbs contract towards my soft uncalloused underbelly. ...

Sep 3rd

(via absurdlakefront) Kermit arms everywhere! Jason …

Sep 2nd

Chicago School Boycott

First off I want to say that I think Education in America is probably my number one concern and...

Sep 2nd

The Warm Contort

The Warm Contort Every window is a mirror to every Steven on the street. Their torn jeans,...

Sep 2nd

Trying to regulate But we Danced Away

Sep 2nd

“Summer must be over … I hate getting up and it is dark...”
— little old lady on the...

Sep 2nd

bandwagonpete: rawr lions are evil.  you better watch...

Sep 1st